Have you ever thought about this...

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of it?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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